Pin It Me: "Hey hon, are you gonna be here soon? 'Cuz I made dinner."
Husband: "Cool, what are we having?"
Me: "I made something new. It's called Hamburger Roll-Ups."
Husband: "Hamburger Roll-ups."
Me: "Yeah - my mom used to make them."
Me: "They're GOOD, I promise."
Husband: "What are they exactly?"
Me: "Well, you make this meat mixture and you make this dough from bisquick and you roll it up like a jelly roll and you slice it and bake it. And there's sauce."
Me: "I PROMISE it's good."
Husband: "Why does this sound like an episode of Friends?"
Me: "It's not a beef trifle."
Husband: "You know, if you want, I can take over the cooking again. I can just whip something up really quick every night after I get home."
Me: "I'm perfectly capable of making --"
Husband: "Or I could make it the night before and freeze it. All you'd have to do is warm it up."
Me: "Hamburger Rollups were good enough for me and my brothers and sisters and I think they're probably --"
Husband: "Or, wait, I KNOW, we could starve. Sometimes starving is good. This could be like the first part of the fasting thing you were talking about."
Me: "I'm hanging up now."