navel gazing at its finest

It galls me how much time is wasted in an office. People stand around and talk about video games or television. They surf the internet a...

I need to tell you all this. But it isn't funny. (DANCE, CLOWN, DANCE!) Sorry.   And it might take a couple of posts. But I want to te...

You know what? I really don't like Sundays. I'm probably going to be taken off to mormon blogging jail for admitting that, but it...

One thing I like to ponder is my own death. I have very specific ideas about how to achieve the funeral of my dreams. In our religion we...

NO BABY YET. I REPEAT: NO BABY YET. Some people were confused about how I could be twelve weeks along in February, and yet STILL BE PREGNA...

There is a robin that sits outside of our window every morning and sings its sweet little heart out. It's very Mary Poppins. Eeeeev...

My husband keeps telling me that I should write about my own hopeless crush, but the sheer volume of crushes I talked myself into makes that...

ACK. I'm never gonna be done with it either. ACK. I’ve been kind of annoyed with my work lately, because the engineers I’m working wit...

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS ABOUT THE BOOK THAT IS CURRENTLY EATING THE MOMMY BLOGOSPHERE, TWILIGHT. If you haven't read it an...

I recently took a personality test that indicated that I was, among other things, "easily distracted and prone to losing things." ...

IMing the other evening, my friend Azucar and I somehow got to talking about the horrible, no good, very bad culinary pranks our parents lik...

Thanks for making me practice the piano, even when I had an absolute fit about it, screaming like a banshee as you grimly dragged me back to...

I'm ALIVE and feeling much better. Thank you for the well wishes and the comments (and the sometimes a little bit scary intensity). I ha...

(Thanks to the foot post, I now know more about poop and fish eyes than I ever, EVER wanted to know. You're all DISGUSTING. Or rather, y...

In the winter, on sunny days, mothers look out the window with determination, and say, "Yes, definitely, go outside," and after a ...

So... Shoes. I’m afraid I don’t understand the whole shoe thing. I know that a lot of women love shoes, buy lots of them, covet more of them...

Get a blog – lie and say you are just doing it to keep in touch with people Write a few self conscious posts. Get no comments. Post all the ...

1 And on the 17th day of the twelfth month it came to pass that the daughter of the Queen turned five years old. 2 And behold, it was decree...

DH and I got into the mother of all arguments last night. We don’t fight a lot, but we are both incredibly stressed out right now, and so we...