When I got there, Carter opened the door. He stared at me with an open mouth and said, "Mom, you look CRAZY."
I sort of laughed that off and came inside, then noticed Abby, who was giving me a look that I have not seen since high school - all full of contempt and scorn. She stared at me for a minute, then spat out, "You should not have done that," shook her head and stomped off up the stairs to the playroom.
Sarah was the worst, because I could tell she WANTED to be nice, but could not figure out what to say. She just stood there looking at me dubiously and saying, "Uhhhhhh..........." She eventually just turned around and went upstairs, because I think she realized no good could come of the conversation.
That left my poor husband. Once he stopped snickering over the children's responses, he told me he liked it. "It's nice."
I mean, we all know that when you get a semi-drastic haircut, what you are really hoping for is for your significant other to tell you that it's "nice."
I was in a most excellent mood for the rest of the day. I had to restrain myself from passive aggressively muttering hair related things to the children - "Oh, YEAH Sarah, well at least I didn't try to cut my own BANGS."
The worst was later, when the children came in to my room where I was
Sarah: "I like it. It looks nice."
Me: "You don't have to say that."
Sarah: "It's what I really think."
Abby: (continues to stare at me with disgust)
Sarah: "I love you mom. AND your hair."
Me: (looking at my husband) "Stop making them do this."
Carter: "Whack a whack a whack. They WHACKED you Mom. WHACK A WHACK."
I thought it looked o.k., but APPARENTLY I WAS WRONG.
P.S. No, I'm not posting a picture. I'm not doing that until I lose at least twelve more pounds so that I'm back at my header picture weight. (It's sad that it's no longer "high school weight" but "header weight." I'm not even worried about being fit, I just don't want to be any fatter than you already know I am. I aim low, what can I say.)
P.P.S.: Tomorrow is the blog book deadline. SUBMIT! SUBMIT! SUBMIT!
P.P.P.S: OK, I lied again. It's what I do. (But see, now I ADMIT it when I lie. So it's almost like I'm ready to go to heaven.) I posted a picture of my hair after all. It's over there on the right (scroll down), and also in my profile. I wanted to have a picture so that when I do that whole blogger "follow me" thing, I get to actually have my head on the little picture that shows up. Before it would just show a mysterious little gray person icon, and it was kind of creepy. Kind of like I was stalking them. Which sometimes I am, but I don't want to tip them off so obvious like. I'm CRAFTY.