Thursday, July 12, 2007

Scorecard

Pin It Number of stressful business phone calls and emails I received over the weekend: 6
Number of times I said "that sucks" last night: approximately 24
Number of times I said mildly inappropriate words: 12
Number of times I said REALLY REALLY inappropriate words: 7
Number of fudgemallows eaten: 9
Bowls of ice cream my husband brought me: 1
Pounds lost: hmmm, let's see, big surprise.... can you say ZERO?!!

Universe: 1
Me: 0

Grrrr..... I'll get you yet, Universe. I'll get you yet.

Also, if you want to feel inadequate about your parenting skills, go here to read a lovely story. I cried. While eating fudgemallows of course.

5 comments:

  1. I deal with stress by cramming as many Hershey's Dark Chocolate miniatures as I can in my mouth and washing them down with coffee.

    The sad thing is that I can generally convince myself - hey, it's DARK chocolate. It's good for you.

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  2. I read that Finslippy post the other night and was awestruck at the good mommying going on there.

    Sorry to hear about the stress. Next time the evil stress monster appears, go to the Roller Mills and get the Mint Truffle Brownie mix. Nothing in the world can be wrong when a mint truffle brownie is in your mouth.

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  3. Sorry about the crappy day. Do fudgemallows help? I gotta try that.

    That story was so touching. I also cried. I want to be like that.

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  4. Sorry to hear about the stressful day/night/weekend. I have never had a fugemallow but it does sound yummy. The number of bowls of ice cream is usually really high for me during stressful times.

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  5. Fudgemallows do nothing but hurt me, quite honestly. But they taste AWESOME.

    Thanks guys for the good thoughts!

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