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Why My Children Will Need Therapy
I'm a Yamaha

Feel free to email me. UNLESS you're an internet crazy, or you think I'm lame, or you want to know why I bother to blog, or you think I'm a horrible mother, or that I have no writing ability, or that I have too much time on my hands, or you want to express your concern for my eternal soul.

Basically, only email me if you think I'm AWESOME.

suelikestoblogandwastetime at gmail dot com

(It takes me FOREVER to respond to my email, but eventually, very, very, very, very eventually, I will. Probably. Most likely. Ish.)

Email me at suelikestoblogandwastetime at gmail dot com to learn more.

...that's fine - just be aware that I may die. Really. Because every person who reads without commenting kills off another little piece of my SOUL. I just wanted you to know. So you can, you know, have a clear conscience at my funeral. Which might be soon. No pressure though.