But I AM giving away fifty dollars in COLD HARD CASH. This is because I need my lurkers to come out and show the people I'm
Unfortunately they wanted proof not only that that you EXIST, but also that you might sometimes do things like leave comments and click on stuff in exchange for dollars floating down from the sky, and I told them that OF COURSE you would do that, they shouldn't even have to ask, because a) free money and b) that whole thing where I have magical powers.
They wanted more detail on that part of it, so I told them all about how I have become skilled in the art of controlling people using the power of my super secret brain thought waves. I even showed them a pie chart of times when I really wished people would leave me a comment and then they did, but they weren't buying it. (Everyone's a cynic.)
They thought it would be better if I just ran a contest.
So thanks to them, all you've gotta do is leave a comment on this post before midnight (US mountain time) on Thursday, 10/2, and you're entered to win. See how easy that is?
Oh, also, if you use Technorati, you can make me a Technorati favorite by clicking on that green and white doohickey over there on the right, and you'll get an extra entry. Just make sure your comment indicates that you also made me a Technorati favorite, and they'll check it using their high tech Technorati favorite checking checker or something. I don't know.
PS: You don't have to be a lurker to enter.