All you feed reading fair weather friends - only coming here when I actually bother to post something. I swear, YOU ARE SO DEMANDING.
How am I ever going to become a millionaire off of my blog if you don't come here every day, multiple times a day and click on every single solitary thing on the page? I mean really. Someday I'm gonna have sponsors, and those sponsors are gonna want you to click on things, and if you're all lazy and out-of-practice - well... I'm not quite sure how that's gonna work out. For me.
This is my main concern: how am I going to become blog famous and rich if you aren't all DOING YOUR PART?
I swear. I'm so disgusted that I just - I can't even post anything today. Nope. NO CANDY FOR YOU.
But I WILL give you links to read. Because I didn't do any service this month and linking is almost like humanitarianism for bloggers. (By the way, you should know that if I was blog famous, I would TOTALLY link to you. You know I would. I'd be all kind and benefactory like that. I'd be the great blog mentor, bestowing links and traffic upon all of my loyal followers. It would be like my charity work. Because I'm a giver.)
Go forth and read:
- My kind of cooking from my new crazy secret best friend
- If you haven't read Finslippy before, WHY? WHY?! FOR THE LOVE OF COMEDY PEOPLE, WHY?
- Antique Mommy has obviously been spying me on again, because this post was painfully familiar*
*ACK! CLARIFICATION, SINCE THERE IS SOME CONFUSION IN THE COMMENTS: Familiar as in = oh dear, I've SO BEEN THERE in that moment she wrote about, NOT familiar as in = hey, look, that blogger ripped off one of my posts. EGADS!
Did I just accidentally accuse Antique Mommy of plagiarism? ACK. ACK I SAY! (Apparently I am now British. The horror brings it out in me.) ACK!
(slinks off to make dinner)