And also, I seem to be fatter than I was yesterday. About 30 pounds fatter, to be specific. Mysterious.
And suddenly my clothes look very strange and even more unfashionable than usual. I usually have at least
Plus, my hair - ACK, what is it doing? And why does it look all bleachy today? It's usually extremely gorgeous and cool.
On a related note, I seem to have been struck dumb, and have no coherent or clever thoughts in my head at all.
I'm sure this all has nothing to do with having lunch today with some blog-friends I've never met before. Totally unrelated, I'm sure.
So, uh, if any of you happen to read this before we meet today, just keep in mind - I don't usually look like this. I'm usually much prettier, and thinner and more fashionable and more interesting. And less dorky. FAAAAR less dorky.
So NO JUDGING. Cuz usually, I'm a freakin' ROCK STAR.