In case you ever wondered, even if you have those cool motion sensor thingies on your garage door opener? The garage door will still close directly onto your vehicle, as long as the wheels are not directly in front of the sensors.
FYI, the sound the garage door makes as it bears down on your SUV is like this: "SCREEEECHSCRAPECRUNCH"
In other car related news, my three year old did some testing and confirmed that it is after all possible to slam the car door closed on your own head.
Did you know that if you feed a dog really cold water, the dog will puke all over the family room carpet and a little bit on your foot?
Sometimes, if you think you lost your debit card at the grocery store, and you look all over the store and the parking lot, and in your purse, and in the car, and in your pockets, and then give up and go home and report the card lost, you will find the missing card in your back pocket three days later. Magic!
If you go out with new friends who you want to impress, and you drink a whole bunch of Diet Coke, and they make you laugh really really really hard, there is a distinct possibility that you might pee yourself a little.
Peeing yourself in public when you are fully grown is not funny OR cool. People tend to look askance at that. For some reason.
If you start a group weight loss blog, that act alone doesn't mean you actually need to reduce your food intake - in fact, it might be a good time to binge! Repeatedly! With lots of ice cream!
If people visit your house and they tell you they really, really, really like it, and it's the best house ever in the history of the world, and the price is right, and they totally want it and will call you later that day, you will NEVER HEAR FROM THEM AGAIN. And this may very well happen several times in a row.
I am not having a good week. Tears have been shed.
Please keep me from flinging myself off a cliff. If you've ever completely embarrassed yourself in public, hearing about it would really cheer me up right now. Show me some love people. Show me some love.
P.S. Read the comments, they are hilarious!
P.P.S. Thanksgiving day weight loss reminder up at FTF