Saturday, September 15, 2007

Partners in Crimes Against Comedy

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Abby: "Knock-knock."
Mom: "Who's there?"
Abby: "Poopy banana circle lovie"
Mom: "Poopy banana circle lovie who?"
Abby: "Poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy!"
Mom: (courtesy laugh)
Carter: (laughs so hard he falls on the floor)

Abby: "Knock-knock"
Mom: "Who's there?"
Abby: "Boo"
Mom: (feeling hopeful this will result in an actual knock-knock joke) "Boo-who?"
Abby: "Oh boy, don't say I didn't tell you hello today.....
Mom & Carter: "???"
Abby: (thinks hard) "........Pee pee poo poo POO!"
Carter: (rolls around laughing hysterically, dies)
Mom: "..."

Abby: "Knock-Knock".........

Repeat 6,000 times. Help.

5 comments:

  1. Gotta love the endless round of knock knock jokes! They never quite have real endings do they? Too funny! LOVE that picture!

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  2. haha! Bodily function humor is always a winner with them. it's hilarious that Emma knew to throw in some poo & pee talk when the joke didn't go over well.

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  3. Sue: Knock knock.
    World: Who's there?
    Sue: Kill me now please.

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  4. chanel3:50 PM

    poo..pooopoooo..get it? poopoo!
    HA! Good stuff!
    contact last comic standing!

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  5. From dirty diapers to dirty jokes! At least the jokes are free.

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